Dear Future House,
Please don't take this the wrong way, but, I have a feeling that you are playing hide and seek with me. Our matchmaker showed us a lot of your friends today, but I don't think you were in that group. Some of your friends were far away from work. Most of your friends that we can afford are "mobile." My husband and I both agreed that we wouldn't mind taking care of one of your "mobile" friends, but others we have talked to about it seem to think it isn't a good idea. One of your friends was really nice. It had a lot of space and a very nice pool, but had a freeway right behind the wall of the backyard! Oh well.
So, where are you hiding? I know it is only day 2 of the process, but there is something you need to know about me. I have been waiting for you for a very long time, and I am ready to find you and take care of you.
If you need some new "outfits," we are willing to clean and dress you up. Just make sure that you have a good foundation and are not hiding anything creepy from us. That's all we ask.
We will continue to look for where you are hiding.
Sincerely,
Hopeful House Hunter
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